Office

Two days ago boss sneezed and went deaf in his right ear.



Today he told me he was losing his mind. I ventured a guess.. This is what I said,



"I know what happened! You sneezed and half your brain shot into your ear, thus you are missing half your brain and are deaf because it's clogging up your ear."



I can't believe I said that to my boss! I told him half his brain was in his ear! But he laughed and it was some good comic relief. Poor guy.