My Reasons Why Dinnylan' Really Is 'The Happiest Place On Earth.'

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1. Parking a 1/2 hour away.
With NO shuttle access. - I'm tired by the time I even get to the park.

2. MEDIUM sized coke. - no kiddie, small, large or extra large?


















3. The screaming baby in the enclosed and crowded line. -
always enjoyable - especially when the parents pretend like nothing is going on.

4. Little boy "O GAAAAWD. OOOOOO GAAAAAAWWWD.." meltdown directly behind us in line.




5. Thorny bushes. - many times seen.

















6. Not knowing which line goes where or to what ride? -
Q: excuse me what line is this for?
A: Astro Blasters
Q: THIS IS FOR ASTRO BLASTERS?? YOU"RE KIDDING ME!! REALLY?
A:yes



















7. Wheelchair persons must transfer. -
Really, it's so easy. Just get out.
We all know you are just in your wheelchair so you can go to the front of the line (see #20)





















8. The 17 second roller coaster with the 1/2 hour wait. -
17 seconds. thats a quarter of a minute.

















9. Speed limit 14. -
what? I thought they always ended in a 5 or a 0.




















10. We are politely encouraged to waste. -
please.
















11. Black poodle left the entire day in a minivan. - i'm sure it was the happiest place on Earth for that little dog.
12.Not knowing if someone is male or female.

13. Rock buttcracks. -
Just what I want to look at when I'm waiting in line.
























14. Waiting in line for the Materhorn and it shuts down for "30 minutes" due to "minor technical difficulties." -
I.e. Parade!



I.E. - with an opening by STOMP:



















15. People standing ridiculousy close to you in line. -
A little breathing space please. And why are you touching me? Step back. Step back, otherwise I might have an O God meltdown.























16. The line starts on the OTHER side of the mountain. -
sure let me just walk right over there -- 45 minutes later..
AND..
Indiana Jones' line was so long we were diverted through the Jungle Cruise Treehouse:



















17. Drink comes with the 8 dollar soda you purchase!! -
O Sweet Georgia Brown not only do i get the cup, i get the soda to go in it.



















18. Fat people in the back! -
How can there be fat people when there are only medium size cokes and the line is on the other side of the mountain?..

















19. Politely cutting in front of 100's of people. -
fast passes.




















20. WHEELCHAIR LINE! -
This was hilarious to me..just look at the picture.















21. You pay 4 dollars for ice cream and they leave a huge hole in the middle of it.















22. So crowded there is even traffic on the Autopia: